Just take a stack of papers and run around the building all day. Be sure to run in the neigbourhood of the General Management. When someone asks you something, tell them you'll join them shortly (but be sure you never do). When people ask you what you are doing, just say it's so busy that it's too much to mention.

At the end of the year you'll get credit for doing nothing! Shut up, cash in and continue!

(Mike Goedoen)