They seem to be getting dumber and dumber everyday (or is it just you getting smarter and smarter? Hmm, probably not, no such miracles...). In order to get anything through that dumb, flat, thick, monkeylike skull of theirs, you're often find yourself repeating everything three times, with no apparent result. Stop these useless conversations and turn them into funpacked moments to light up your day, using a similar but slightly altered technique, called MP3:

You: "You're fired!"

They: "What?!"

You: "You're house is on fire!"

They: "But..what..why...?!"

You: "I've fucked your wife"

They: "Aaaarrrrrggghh!!"

(Unconsiously on the floor because of a short-circuit in that microbe-sized brain of theirs, you're looking down on them, tears streaming down your face with laughter, meanwhile wetting your pants...)

(Jacco Mokveld)