Never promise:

to change everything everybody ever wanted to change but never could,

to invent new and creative solutions to old and persistent problems,

to do what others didn't,

to say what was unsaid for far too long,

to stay upright where others toppled over,

to stay one of them while you're becoming one of the others.

 

Lying is not the problem, that's all in the game; no, it's about getting caught with your pants down, one finger up your arse and with a thumb in your mouth, looking really, really incredibly stupid. Making promises that can easily be verified by them is like committing instant suicide... wich has an extreme negative effect on your annual income!

 

(Jacco Mokveld)