In all your years of learning to deal with those horrible person-to-person meetings you've mastered many verbal skills: empathic counseling, NLP, healing, coaching, confronting, lecturing, steering, manipulating, teasing, swearing, buttering up, ignoring, hm-hm-ing, tickling and God knows what else but it never seems to stop, they keep coming back for more and more and more. But have you ever considered just murdering them? You know, just grabbing some blunt object from your desk and just smashing their fucking face in? Just like that! Think of it. You'll plead insanity, do 2 to 5 years in a mental institute and actually be a free and new man. Why not? That'll really stop them from ever wanting to talk to you again, wouldn't it? Think of it the next time another one of those bloodsuckers steps into your office, saying: "Can I have a word with you?" All you have to do is say: "Well off course, do come in. Don't forget to close the door behind you...."

(Jacco Mokveld)