No matter what they want: you did it too, have seen it too, have tasted it too, have heard it too, have read it too, etc. Put your phone off the hook, untie your tie, roll up your sleeves and tell them all about your experiences from at least 3 different angles (personal, emotional and careerwise). Leave out no detail about who said what to whom and when exactly. Elaborate on clothing, locations, carbrands and foods. Discouraged they'll leave your office, swearing they'll never return as long as they live.

(Jacco Mokveld)