Blast them away with a constant 180 bpm, 100 dB digital amplified eardrumbursting sound. Blind 'm with your laserbeams. Drown them in flashy coloured caffeine powerdrinks. Feed them XTC like M&M's. Don't stop untill their brains are cooked in their skulls, their eyes fall out of their sockets, their ears are ouzing blood and their heartbeat exceeds the beat-rate of the music. They're yours... and you know what? They love you doing it to them... again and again and again.

The only thing you have to learn is what specific records you put on the turntables and in what specific order.

How hard can that be for someone who sits around the office all day with nothing else to do than reading music-magazines, downloading illegal mp3 music and wachting MTV, The Box and TMF?

(Jacco Mokveld)