After you have tried everything in your power to help that lousy organization of them and nothing seems to be effective, then there's only one thing you can do: burn the whole thing down to the ground. Call a meeting with the board of executives, pour yourself over with gasoline and light your last Marlboro, looking into the camera and mumbling something really cool, like: "Arriverdecci, motherfuckers".

(the only drawback is is that you actually die while doing this ... but what the hell, those Marlboro's will kill you anyway, so what gives, eh?)

(Paul de Boer)