Bored beyond belief with your job fall back on one of the things (besides vast amounts of alcohol, infinite golfgames and... uh... sex) making life worth living: gambling. Find some like-minded and declare a contest: all draw up a Top-5 list, chronological naming the ones in your organisation who will not be working there after an agreed upon period of time. To keep track of your scores you show a sudden and intense interest in the weal and woe of the ones on your list, in fact manipulating them into fullfilling your prophecy. Unaware of your vile motives, everybody will compliment you on your social involvement.

(Jacco Mokveld)